IF ANYONE HAS JOHN GREEN'S REAL TUMBLR LET ME KNOW
fishingboatproceeds: I will let you know if I discover anything.
moonupabove: askinnyblackman: elloelen: theprettygoodgatsby: piffsburg: Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female. Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit Even if they throw the first punch? how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong #god damn we learned this...
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
lockedin221b: thejohnlockgames: WHAT IF THE DIRECTORS OF A SHOW FOUND FANFICTION AND AS A PRANK THEY MADE THE ACTORS ACT IT OUT LIKE A REAL SCRIPT
reblogmyselfie: jehanferres: reblogmyselfie: lokirox1234: slenclerkush: reblogmyselfie: reblogmyselfie: my nephew was singing thrift shop and instead of saying cock he says clock walk up in the club like waddup i gotta big clock i think you meant… whaddup i got a big ben :D no that is not what i meant at all not least because that is the great clock of westminster yeah...
donkjonah: to infinity and beyonce
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
january 2013: this shall be my year may 2013: well, shit
frosteethesnowman: tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
fullmetalfisting: one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
remusslupin: consultingtimelordsofbelair: llwlyn: *tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself *tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision *tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of...
pizzaforpresident: The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher. Yes.
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a...
greecestuck: i live in america and 99% of my dash is eurovision
beyoncebeytwice: when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt